Name: Mail-Order
Duration: P00H02M04S
Description: It's about love

Mail-Order

from The Piper at the Gates of Dumb by the frenzy of tongs

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It's about love

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I’m on the lookout for some female company
Someone I can spend my time with, who shares the same interests as me
Like taking long walks on the beach and eating strawberries with whipped cream

But I’ve looked through all the classifieds, I’ve checked all of the sites online
I guess it’s time for me to find a mail-order bride

I’ve tried and tried, but still can’t find the girl of my dreams
Someone who can meet my parents, impress the family
Some who can raise my children and treat me like royalty

But I’ve looked through all the classifieds, I’ve checked all the sites online
I guess it’s time for me to find a mail-order bride

I’ve checked out all the singles bars, but that scene’s just too seedy
So hard to find a woman to love me unconditionally
It’s all become an exercise in total futility

But I’ve looked through all the classifieds, I’ve checked all the sites online
I guess it’s time for me to find a mail-order bride

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from The Piper at the Gates of Dumb, released June 6, 2011

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